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のののの……のののののののの……のののののの……のののののののののののののの，MSのののののののののの……のの~のの10の~のののののののの……

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PS：のののLQHののののののののののの。のののののののののののののののの，のののののののののの，のののののののののの，ののののののの，ののののののののの……

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のの~BOYIのの~のののののののの……のののののの……のののののののののの~

注：本文灵感来自——

2008年高考江西省作文题目 题目是零七洞庭湖鼠灾背景。要以田鼠的口吻或者田鼠天敌的口吻给人类写一封信。八百字以上。

有位天才考生写下了以下内容：

叽叽叽：

叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。

叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。 叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽 叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽 叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。

叽叽叽叽叽叽叽 ，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽 叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽？叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽 叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。

叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽 叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽 ，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽？叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。

叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。

叽叽

叽叽

叽叽叽叽

PSSS：鉴于阿宝不会英文和算术的基础上……所有英文和数字只好由本小姐代劳……

PSSSS：背景音乐——ARIANNE   Everything You've Ever Dreamed（这个就不要阿宝口述了……）

What was it she did to break your heart betray your heart and everything

Kiss you with a kiss that wasn't true it was't you at all

Hide behind a painted smile did you know that you would live a lie or two

Pull the very ground from under you and leave you nowhere else to run

You can sail the seven seas and find that love is a place you'll never see

Passing you like a summer breeze you feel life has no other reason to be

You can wait million years and find that heavens too far away from you

Love's just a thing others do

What is love till it comes home to you

Did she promise you the world and did that girl just throw your love away

Leave you like a lonely soliotatre with just despair for company

Do you think you'd find revenge so sweet make it so your hearts will never beat

Squeeze the very last and dying breath from everything you've ever dreamed

You can sail the seven seas and find that love is a place you'll never see

Passing you like a summer breeze you feel life has no other reason to be

You can wait million years and find that heavens too far away from you

Love's just a thing others do

What is love till it comes home to you

You can sail the seven seas and find that love is a place you'll never see

Passing you like a summer breeze you feel life has no other reason to be

You can wait million years and find that heavens too far away from you

Love's just a thing others do

What is love till it comes home to you